Seven Reasonable Fixes
The first fix was the dog.
Marcus Delaney sat in a booth at the Formosa Cafe on Santa Monica Boulevard, across from a producer named Rick Salzman who wore a linen blazer despite the November heat and perspired through it like a man who had made a terrible clothing decision three hours earlier and was now committed to seeing it through.
"The dog has to go," Rick said.
Marcus looked at his coffee. He had written a script about a widowed carpenter who rescues a pit bull from a dogfighting ring. The pit bull was the emotional center of the story. The carpenter, played in Marcus's head by Robert Duvall, was a man who had closed himself off from the world after his wife's death. The dog was the thing that opened him back up. The dog was the whole point.
"Why?" Marcus said.
"Pit bulls test poorly. Focus groups see pit bull, they think Cujo. You want Duvall, you lose the pit bull."
"He needs a reason to re-engage with the world."
"Make it a Labrador. Everybody likes Labradors."
Marcus had been a screenwriter for eleven years. He had written three produced features, none of which he was proud of and all of which had made money. He had started out wanting to write films like the ones he had grown up watching at the New Beverly: character-driven stories about real people in difficult situations. But the industry had other plans for Marcus Delaney, and Marcus Delaney, who was pragmatic by nature and had rent to pay, had gone along with them.
"It changes the whole texture of the piece," Marcus said.
"It makes the piece viable," Rick said. "That's the texture that matters."
Marcus thought about it. The dog was a pit bull because the script was about things that are judged by their surfaces, about the difference between how something looks and what it actually is. A Labrador did not carry that meaning. A Labrador was a dog from a catalog, a dog that smiled in commercials, a dog that had never been judged unfairly in its life.
But Rick had two million dollars in development money and a relationship with Duvall's agent, and Marcus had a mortgage in Silver Lake and an ex-wife who needed alimony checks that did not bounce. So Marcus said yes. One fix. One small, reasonable fix. The script was still the script. The dog was just a detail.
The second fix was the wife.
The script, now revised with the Labrador, went through development at Warner Bros. for four months. Marcus attended meetings in offices decorated with movie posters and potted plants that were watered by invisible hands. He took notes from executives whose professional vocabulary consisted entirely of phrases like "raising the stakes" and "clarifying the arc." He made the changes they requested because the changes were small and reasonable and because everyone in those meetings was operating in good faith. No one was trying to ruin the script. Everyone was trying to make it better.
Then the head of production, a woman named Celia who wore glasses with frames the color of a traffic cone, called Marcus into her office and said, "The wife is a problem."
"She's dead," Marcus said. "She dies in the first scene. She's barely in it."
"The test audiences don't like that she's dead. It makes them sad."
"The movie is about a man grieving his dead wife."
"Right, but we're thinking maybe she's not dead. Maybe she left him. More relatable. Less depressing."
Marcus had heard variations on this note before. It was a standard Hollywood concern: audiences do not want to be reminded of death. Audiences want to be entertained. Death is not entertaining. Abandonment, apparently, was fine. Audiences could handle being left; they just could not handle bereavement.
"But his whole journey is about accepting loss," Marcus said.
"So he accepts that she didn't love him anymore. Same journey. Different starting point."
Marcus looked at Celia and saw that she was not being unreasonable. She was doing her job. Her job was to identify things that might prevent audiences from enjoying the movie. A dead wife was one of those things. A wife who left was a plot twist. A plot twist was commercial. A dead wife was a downer.
He made the change. It was reasonable. The script was still about a man learning to reconnect with the world. The trigger was different, but the substance was the same. That was what he told himself.
The third fix was the carpenter's age.
"The Duvall thing fell through," Rick said, this time at a sushi place in Studio City where the fish was flown in daily from Tokyo and tasted like it had been dead for a week. "We're looking at Tom Cruise."
"He's forty years younger than the character."
"We'll age him up. Or age the character down. Your call."
The carpenter had been written as sixty-eight years old, a man who had spent his entire adult life building things and was now confronting the end of his productive years. The dog was supposed to be his last project, the final thing he cared about before he let the world do whatever it wanted with him. A forty-five-year-old carpenter, played by Tom Cruise, was a completely different story. A forty-five-year-old carpenter was in the middle of his life, not the end of it. His grief was different, his stakes were different, his relationship with the dog was different.
"I can't rewrite this for Tom Cruise," Marcus said. "It's not the same movie."
"It's a better movie. It's a movie people will see."
Marcus drank his sake. He thought about his younger self, the one who had moved to Los Angeles in 1974 with a trunk full of books and a head full of ideas. That version of Marcus would have walked out of the restaurant. That version of Marcus would have told Rick Salzman to take his development deal and his linen blazers and his Tom Cruise fixation and shove all of it into the Pacific Ocean.
But that version of Marcus did not have a mortgage. That version of Marcus did not have an ex-wife sending increasingly pointed emails about the alimony. That version of Marcus had not spent eleven years learning that the only thing worse than making a compromised movie was not making any movie at all.
So he rewrote the script for Tom Cruise. It was reasonable. The carpenter was younger, the grief was shorter, the stakes were higher. The script was still, in some fundamental sense, about a man and a dog.
The fourth fix was the ending.
In Marcus's original script, the carpenter did not get the girl. There was no girl. There was a neighbor, a woman in her fifties who ran an animal shelter and who talked to the carpenter about dogs and about loss and about the difficulty of caring for things in a world that seemed designed to destroy them. They did not kiss. They did not fall in love. They stood on a porch together, watching the dog chase a tennis ball across the yard, and the carpenter said, "I think I'm going to be okay," and the neighbor said, "I think you are," and the movie ended.
The studio wanted a kiss. The studio wanted a final scene in which the carpenter and the neighbor, now played by Meg Ryan, attended the dog's first dog show, where the Labrador won a ribbon and the carpenter proposed marriage and everyone cried.
"That's a different movie," Marcus said.
"It's the movie audiences want," Rick said. "People don't pay seven dollars to watch a man stand on a porch."
Marcus argued. He wrote a memo. The memo was three pages long and explained, in careful detail, why the ambiguous ending was essential to the story's emotional logic. The memo was well-written. The memo was persuasive. The memo was ignored.
He rewrote the ending. It was reasonable. Audiences did want happy endings. The studio was not wrong about that. The studio was giving the people what they wanted, and Marcus was the instrument of that giving. He was a professional. Professionals gave the people what they wanted.
The fifth fix was the title.
The original title had been "Carpenter's Dog," which Marcus liked because it was simple and because it contained a small ambiguity: was the dog the carpenter's, or was the carpenter the dog's? The studio wanted to call it "Heart of a Champion," which Marcus hated with an intensity that surprised him.
"It sounds like a sports movie from 1947," he said.
"It sounds like something you'd take your kids to on a Saturday afternoon," Rick said. "Which is exactly what we want."
"There's no sports in it."
"There's a dog show. Dog shows are a sport."
Marcus let the title go. It was a title. Titles did not matter. The movie was the movie, regardless of what they called it. This was what he told himself, though a part of him knew that titles did matter, that titles were the first thing audiences saw, that the title "Carpenter's Dog" announced a certain kind of film and "Heart of a Champion" announced a completely different one.
The sixth fix was the line.
There was a line in the original script that Marcus had written late one night after three cups of coffee and a phone call with his ex-wife that had not gone well. The line came near the end of the second act. The carpenter, who was now a forty-five-year-old Tom Cruise character grieving a wife who had left him, was talking to Meg Ryan on the porch, and she asked him why he had kept the dog, and the carpenter said, "Because somebody has to care about things that can't care for themselves. Otherwise what's the point of being alive?"
The line survived the dog switch and the wife change and the age rewrite and the ending. It was the one piece of Marcus's original vision that remained, the single true note in a score that had been rewritten into something unrecognizable.
The studio wanted to cut it.
"It's too on the nose," Celia said. "The audience will get it without being told."
"The audience won't get anything because there's nothing left to get."
Celia looked at him over the top of her orange glasses. "That's not a productive attitude, Marcus."
Marcus apologized. He was good at apologizing. He had spent eleven years apologizing: for being too literary, for being too difficult, for caring too much about things that the market did not value. He had learned that apologies smoothed the path. Apologies made people comfortable. Apologies were the lubricant of the development process.
He cut the line. It was reasonable. Celia was right about it being on the nose. Good writing showed rather than told. The line was a cheat, a shortcut, the kind of thing a less experienced writer would put in because he did not trust the audience to understand what the story was about.
The script was now cleaner. Tighter. More efficient. Better, in a technical sense. The line had been a crutch, and removing it forced Marcus to find more elegant ways to convey the same idea. This was what he told himself.
The seventh fix was the new project.
The movie came out in June of 1988. It was called "Heart of a Champion." It starred Tom Cruise and Meg Ryan and a Labrador that had been trained by the same animal wrangler who handled the dog in "K-9." It made a hundred and forty million dollars domestically and spawned a sequel that Marcus declined to write.
Marcus took the money and bought a house in the hills and spent six months not writing anything. He drove up the Pacific Coast Highway. He went to dinner with friends who worked in television. He dated a woman who designed costumes for period pieces and who was kind to him in ways he did not feel he deserved. He tried to remember what it felt like to write something that mattered.
In December, Rick Salzman called. He had a new project. A script by a young writer, a kid from Iowa who had come to Los Angeles with a trunk full of books and a head full of ideas. The script was raw. It was undisciplined. It was full of things that would never survive a focus group. But it had something.
"I need you to fix it," Rick said. "You're the best fixer in town. You can take anything and make it work."
Marcus read the script that night in his house in the hills, sitting in a leather chair that had cost more than his first car. The script was about a high school science teacher who built a telescope in his backyard and discovered a comet. It was quiet and careful and full of small, precise observations about the way people lived their lives. It reminded Marcus of something he had written once, a long time ago, when he still believed that stories mattered.
The young writer's name was printed on the title page in a font that suggested he did not know how to format a screenplay properly. Marcus stared at the name for a long time. He did not recognize it. The kid was nobody, from nowhere, with no credits and no agent and no idea what he was walking into.
And Marcus understood, in that moment, what he had become. He was not a screenwriter. He was a fixer. He was the guy the studios called when a script had too much personality, too much specificity, too much of its author's actual soul. His job was to file down the edges, smooth out the roughness, replace the pit bulls with Labradors and the dead wives with ex-wives and the quiet endings with kiss endings and the true lines with efficient ones. His job was to take something alive and make it marketable.
He had not become this person through a single dramatic choice. He had become this person through a series of small, reasonable, individually defensible decisions. Each compromise had been necessary. Each fix had been justified. The dog, the wife, the age, the ending, the title, the line: each one a rational response to a legitimate concern. He had never sold out. He had just been practical, one decision at a time, and the accumulation of those practical decisions had transformed him into the thing he had once despised.
He called Rick back the next morning.
"I can't do it," he said.
There was a pause on the other end of the line. Rick was not used to being told no. Marcus Delaney was not a man who said no.
"What do you mean you can't do it?"
"I mean I can't be the guy who ruins this kid's script."
"You're not ruining it. You're improving it. That's what you do."
"No," Marcus said. "That's what I've been doing. It's not the same thing."
He hung up before Rick could respond. He sat in his leather chair and looked out the window at the hills, golden in the December light, the chaparral dry and fragrant and indifferent to his moral crisis. He thought about the young writer from Iowa, who was probably sitting in some shabby apartment in Koreatown right now, imagining his name in lights, imagining his story reaching millions of people, imagining a career that would let him tell the truth about the world.
Marcus knew what would happen to that kid. The same thing that had happened to him. The system would get its hands on him. The system would make reasonable demands, one at a time, each demand so small that refusal would seem absurd. And the kid would agree, because he was young and hungry and because he wanted his movie to get made, and he would agree to the next demand and the next, and by the time the movie came out, he would not recognize it as his own work.
And then the kid would be a success. And the studios would call him to fix other people's scripts. And he would do it, because he would have a mortgage by then, and an ex-wife, and a reputation as someone who knew how to make things work. And one day he would sit in a leather chair in a house in the hills and realize what he had become, and he would have to decide whether to be honest about it or to keep going.
Marcus did not call the kid from Iowa. He did not warn him. Some things you had to learn for yourself. Some systems you could only see from inside, after you had already been shaped by them.
Instead, he went to his desk and opened a new document. The cursor blinked in the white space, patient and expectant. He began to type. He did not know what he was writing. He did not know if it was any good. But he knew, for the first time in a very long time, that he was writing something true.
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