Winston worked in a room that was the exact color of a headache. He was a Level 4 Clerk in the Department of Temporal Allocation (DTA) in New York, and his entire existence consisted of stamping forms.

In Winston's world, immortality was not a serum; it was a permit. The "Life-Extension Grant" was the most coveted document in the city. To get it, one had to navigate a labyrinth of bureaucratic requirements: Form 12-B for genetic eligibility, Form 88-C for social contribution, and the dreaded Form 0-X for "Existential Worth."

Winston had been applying for the grant for forty-two years.

He knew every corridor of the DTA. He knew which clerks took bribes in the form of rare stamps and which ones could be swayed by a specific type of peppermint. He had spent his life's savings on "consultants" who promised they knew the secret sequence of filings.

His life was a series of waiting rooms. He spent decades in the "Preliminary Review" queue, watching younger men leapfrog over him because they had the "correct" font on their applications.

The climax of his career came when he finally reached the office of the High Allocator. After forty-two years of waiting, he was granted a five-minute audience.

"I have all the forms," Winston whispered, his voice trembling. "I have the certificates, the testimonials, the genetic proofs. I am ready for the extension."

The High Allocator, a man who looked like a crumpled piece of parchment, didn't even look up from his desk. He took Winston's stack of papers and tossed them into a shredder.

"The grant is a motivational tool, Winston," the Allocator said dryly. "The DTA doesn't actually extend lives. We just provide the illusion of a goal to keep the workforce productive. If people believe they might live forever, they'll work harder for the next forty years."

Winston stood frozen. He looked at the shredder, where his life's work was becoming confetti.

"But... I've spent forty-two years applying," Winston stammered.

"Exactly," the Allocator replied. "You've been the most productive clerk we've ever had. Your devotion to the process was exemplary."

Winston walked out of the office and back to his grey desk. He sat down, picked up his stamp, and looked at the next application in the pile. He felt a sudden, absurd urge to laugh.

He stamped the paper "DENIED" with a satisfying thud. He realized that the only true immortality in the DTA was the paperwork itself. The forms would live forever, long after the people who filled them had turned to dust.

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