The Application for Void
Mr. Smith was a man of grey habits in a grey world. He worked in the Department of Terminal Logistics, a sprawling complex of floating offices that managed the bureaucratic end of the universe. His job was simple: process the "Deletion Applications" of dying civilizations.
According to the Universal Code, a planet could not be erased until it had submitted a Form 12-B (Notice of Intent to Vanish), followed by a three-part impact study and a signed waiver from the local sentient council.
"It's about order," Smith would tell his coworkers. "We can't just have planets popping out of existence. It would be chaos."
The universe was in its final hour. The Great Erasure was sweeping through the galaxies, and Smith's desk was piled high with millions of applications. He spent his days stamping "APPROVED" or "RETURNED FOR CORRECTION" on the fates of trillions.
One Tuesday, Smith noticed a discrepancy. His own home planet, Earth, had not submitted its application. According to the rules, Earth was "unauthorized for deletion."
This should have been a relief. Instead, it was a nightmare. Because Earth was not authorized for deletion, it was trapped in the "Buffer Zone"—a state of permanent, agonizing suspension. While the rest of the universe vanished into a clean, painless void, Earth remained, a rotting island of existence in a sea of nothingness.
Smith tried to fix it. He spent weeks navigating the labyrinth of the Department, filing "Emergency Correction Requests" and "Retroactive Authorization Petitions." He begged his superiors to let his planet die.
"I'm sorry, Smith," his manager said, not looking up from a holographic tablet. "The window for Earth's application closed ten million years ago. You're stuck in the buffer. Please return to your desk."
Smith sat back in his grey chair. He looked out the window at the void. He realized that the ultimate cruelty was not death, but the bureaucracy that forbade it.
He picked up his stamp and pressed it onto a random application. *APPROVED*.
He imagined the relief of the people on that distant planet—the sudden, clean snap of non-existence. He envied them. He envied the void.
As he sat there, the lights in the office flickered. A small, grey patch of void appeared on his desk, slowly eating his stapler. Smith didn't move. He just waited, hoping that the system had finally made a mistake in his favor.
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