Scalpel and Confession

The diagnosis came on a Thursday, delivered by a nurse named Denise who had the warm, maternal tone of someone who had seen absolutely everything and was not easily shocked by anything Rachel Goldman had to offer.

"It's an anal fistula," Denise said, checking Rachel's chart. "Dr. Torres will see you now."

Rachel Goldman, twenty-seven, compliance analyst at Sterling & Locke Investment Partners, stared at the ceiling tiles. She had spent her entire adult life ensuring that financial institutions complied with federal regulations. She had written reports that destroyed people's careers. She had testified before committees. She had never, however, prepared to have a stranger poke around in her ass.

"Dr. Torres," she repeated, as if testing the name for poison.

"Third door on the left," Denise said. "Don't worry, he's young. Nobody wants an old doctor poking them."

The door was on the left. The doctor was young. Rachel Goldman, who had negotiated million-dollar settlements without blinking, felt her palms go damp.

Dr. Michael Torres was Puerto Rican, maybe thirty, with dark hair that refused to be tamed and a face that sat somewhere between handsome and amused, as if he'd heard a joke he couldn't tell her. He wore a white coat over a navy sweater and carried himself with the casual competence of someone who knew he was good at what he did and didn't need to advertise it.

"Ms. Goldman," he said, extending a hand. His grip was firm and dry. "I read your file. Denise tell you it's a fistula?"

"Yes."

"Does it hurt?"

"More than I'd like to admit."

He nodded, making a note. "Good. Honest answer. Most people lie about that part." He set the pad down. "Okay. I need to examine you. It won't be pretty. You might cry. That's fine. I've seen grown men cry. I've seen judges cry. Your reaction will not impress or disappoint me."

Rachel found herself sitting on the examination table with her legs in the stirrups, facing the corner, listening to the sound of Dr. Torres washing his hands. He was humming. Actually humming, some low reggaeton rhythm that had no business being played in a Mount Sinai Hospital examination room.

"Dr. Torres?"

"Yes, Ms. Goldman?"

"Do you always hum during examinations?"

"Only on Thursdays. Thursdays are terrible. You feel me?"

She felt him. She felt a lot of things, actually, most of which she was not equipped to process professionally.

When it was over, he gave her a prescription, a list of dietary restrictions, and a warning that if she ate anything spicier than a mild salsa for the next two weeks, she would regret it.

"You're a New Yorker," he said, reading her file. "I know how much you love your spicy wings."

Rachel opened her mouth to argue and then stopped. He was right. She did love spicy wings. She had eaten them three nights ago at Jimmy's on 44th Street with the entire compliance team, and she had challenged everyone to see who could handle the hottest sauce. She had won. She had also spent the next six hours bargaining with God and every saint she could think of.

"You're going to need surgery," Dr. Torres said. "I'll schedule it for next week. Come back if anything gets worse."

"Worse how?"

"More painful. Fever. Bleeding. The usual parade of symptoms that mean 'you should have called sooner.'"

She nodded. "And you'll be the one doing it?"

He paused. "I'll be scrubbing in. Happy?"

"As happy as one can be about anal surgery."

He smiled. It transformed his entire face, turning the amusement into something warmer. "That's the spirit, Ms. Goldman. I look forward to it."

Three weeks later, Rachel was at Ess-a-Bagel on Second Avenue, attempting to eat a plain bagel while reviewing a regulatory filing, when she looked up and saw him.

Dr. Michael Torres was standing in line, wearing a black turtleneck and dark jeans, holding a paper cup of coffee like a man who was taking a break from saving lives and deserved a good bagel for it. He saw her. She saw him. The universe, which had apparently decided they were going to cross paths, did not bother to be subtle about it.

He walked over. "Ms. Goldman. Healing well?"

"Doctor. I ate a plain bagel. I consider that a sign of progress."

He laughed. "Good. Plain bagels are the first step back to humanity." He gestured to the empty seat across from her. "Mind if I join you?"

"It's a public bagel shop. Public seating."

"But you were expecting someone else?"

Rachel hesitated. She had not been expecting anyone. But the question hung in the air, charged with something she wasn't ready to name. "No," she said finally. "I wasn't."

He ordered a coffee and a lox bagel and sat down. They talked for twenty minutes about things that had nothing to do with anal fistulas: the Yankees versus the Red Sox, whether the new sushi place on 52nd Street was worth the price, the absolute state of Manhattan traffic. He was funny—sharp, self-deprecating, the kind of funny that made her forget she'd ever been embarrassed to sit on the examination table.

Then his phone rang. He looked at the screen, grimaced, and answered.

"Hi, Mami... Yeah, I'm at bagel... No, I haven't looked at the JDate profile you sent me... Mami, I told you, I don't do the matchmaking thing—... Who is it this time? Dr. Guttmann's daughter?... Okay, I'll meet her. Saturday. Whatever, Mami. Bye."

He hung up and looked at Rachel, who had heard every word.

"What?" he said. "You want me to say I don't believe in arranged marriages either?"

"Your mother set you up," Rachel said, not trying to hide her amusement. "With a doctor's daughter."

"She thinks I need 'someone stable. Someone who understands the hours.' As if I'm a golden retriever that needs training." He rubbed his face. "Sorry. Long morning."

"Dr. Torres," Rachel said slowly, "does your mother know you're a surgeon at Mount Sinai?"

"Sure. She's proud."

"Does she know your full name?"

"Michael Torres. Yes."

Rachel felt the world tilt three degrees to the left. "And does your mother happen to know a woman named Golda Goldman? Who has a daughter named Rachel?"

His eyes narrowed. "How do you know Golda?"

"Golda is my mother's best friend at the synagogue. They've been matching people for twenty years. Last week, she sent me a profile of a doctor her friend knows. A surgeon. Puerto Rican. Thirty years old." She leaned forward. "Michael. What is your mother's name?"

He froze. "Rosa."

"Rosa Torres. My mother's cousin's friend. They've been corresponding for a month." Rachel put both hands flat on the table. "We are being set up. By two grandmothers who have apparently been running a covert matchmaking operation behind our backs."

Dr. Torres stared at her. Then he stared at his coffee. Then he laughed—a real, deep, full laugh that made people at the next table look over.

"You have got to be kidding me," he said. "My mother has been corresponding with—"

"—My mother's friend Rosa. Yes. I know."

He shook his head, still laughing. "This is the most New York thing that has ever happened to me. A fistula. A bagel. Two grandmothers running a shadow matchmaking network."

"Are you angry?" Rachel asked, and realized she meant it.

He looked at her across the table—the fluorescent lights, the bagel shop noise, the steam from his coffee. He looked at her the way he'd looked at her in the examination room: carefully, completely, without pretending that anything about this situation was normal.

"No," he said. "I think it's the best thing that's happened to me in a long time."

Rachel Goldman, who had spent her entire adult life ensuring that financial institutions complied with regulations and that no one got away with anything suspicious, felt something she hadn't felt in years: the sensation of her carefully organized world being delightfully, beautifully disrupted.

"Saturday," she said. "Where?"

"Whatever you want," he said. "But I'm warning you, my mother has already planned the engagement party in her head."

"Then let's give her something to plan about," Rachel said, and finished her plain bagel.

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