Maeve O\'Connor was having the worst Tuesday of her very average Tuesday when a stranger walked into her DUMBO loft and told her they were married.

"Excuse me," Maeve said, lowering her tablet. "You can\'t just—"

"I know the protocols," the man said. He was tall, wearing a suit that probably cost more than Maeve\'s annual rent, with hair the color of dark coffee and eyes that had been trained not to express emotion and were mostly successful. "But there is no one here to follow them. So I will state the facts directly: my name is Declan Walsh. I am thirty-one years old. And according to a marriage license signed on October thirteenth, two years ago, I am your husband."

Maeve looked at the document he produced. It was, objectively, a very convincing piece of paper. The license bore two signatures: one Declan Patrick Walsh and one Maeve Kathleen O\'Connor. There was a seal. There was a notary stamp. There was even a photo of two people who looked vaguely like the man standing in her doorway and a younger Maeve who was clearly not herself.

"This is a joke," Maeve said. "Did Siobhan put you up to this? Because if she did, I will kill her."

"I do not know a Siobhan."

"My sister. She lives in Brooklyn. She has a terrible sense of humor."

Declan\'s expression did not change. "I assure you, this is not a prank, Ms.—"

"It\'s O\'Connor. And you can leave now, or I will call the landlord, who will definitely throw you out and charge me for the disturbance."

Something flickered across Declan\'s face. It might have been frustration, or it might have been the ghost of amusement trying to break through years of Manhattan discipline.

"I am not here to disturb you," he said. "I am here because my grandfather died last week, and his will stipulates that I must be married to inherit the Montgomery trust. I need a wife. You need—what? Fifty thousand dollars to keep this loft?"

Maeve\'s hand tightened on her stylus. "How did you know about the foreclosure?"

"I do my research. The Walhs always do." He pulled a chair from her kitchen table and sat down, as if he belonged there. "Here are my terms: we present ourselves as a married couple for six months. After six months, we file for an annulment on the grounds of marriage of convenience, which is perfectly legal in New York. In exchange, I provide you with the fifty thousand dollars you need. You sign the papers I prepare. We go our separate ways."

Maeve stared at him. "You\'re proposing a fake marriage."

"I am proposing a mutually beneficial arrangement."

"You\'re proposing that we pretend to be in love for six months."

Declan\'s jaw tightened almost imperceptibly. "I am proposing that we pretend to be married. Love is irrelevant to this arrangement."

Maeve should have said no. She should have thrown him out, called her sister, ordered Thai food, and gone back to her illustration of a very cute cat that was absolutely not a metaphor for her emotional state.

Instead, she said: "What about the wedding photo? Why is that me in the photo if we\'ve never met?"

Declan opened his briefcase and produced an envelope. Inside was a photograph of a young Maeve, looking smaller and braver, standing beside a man who looked like this same man but younger and softer, in front of St. Patrick\'s Cathedral. The caption, written in elegant script on the back, read: October 13, 2022. Maeve & Declan.

"My mother arranged it," Declan said. "She found your profile through a matchmaking service—a very expensive, very discreet one. You agreed to the arrangement. You signed papers. You received a deposit. You moved on with your life."

Maeve remembered nothing. Absolutely nothing. But the photo was real, and the license was real, and the foreclosure notice on her kitchen counter was very real.

"You want me to sign a contract I don\'t remember signing," she said slowly.

"I want you to sign a contract that protects us both. I will have my lawyer review the original agreement and draft a new one with additional safeguards. You will have your own lawyer—"

"I don\'t have a lawyer."

"Then I will pay for one."

Maeve sat down heavily on her couch. Outside, the Brooklyn sky was the color of old dishwater. She could hear a siren wailing somewhere down Washington Street. Her tablet displayed the cat illustration, its bright colors suddenly obscene in their optimism.

"How long have you been back in the city?" she asked.

"Three days."

"And you found me in..." She gestured around her loft, at the half-finished illustrations, the stacks of art books, the succulent she was fairly certain was dying. "How?"

"I did my research, remember?"

Maeve looked at this man—this sharply dressed, ruthlessly efficient stranger who claimed to be her husband—and felt something unfamiliar stir in her chest. It was not fear. It was not anger. It was the strange, disorienting sensation of realizing that your life is a story you haven\'t read all the way through.

"My lawyer will want to meet you," she said finally.

"Tomorrow. Nine AM. At my office."

"Your office?"

"Manhattan. Financial District."

Maeve snorted. "You live in Manhattan and you came all the way down here to DUMBO to negotiate with me?"

Declan stood up. He was taller than she realized—tall enough that he had to duck slightly to avoid the low ceiling beam. "I wanted to see if you had changed in two years."

"And?"

"I have not had the opportunity to form an opinion yet." He opened the door. "Nine tomorrow, Maeve. Or I will have to tell my lawyers that you declined the arrangement, and they will pursue the annulment through the courts, which will be significantly less pleasant for both of us."

When he was gone, Maeve sat in the corner of her couch and stared at the cat illustration for a long time. The cat was yellow and round and wearing a tiny crown, looking profoundly pleased with itself. Maeve had drawn it at 2 AM after a particularly difficult day when a client had asked her to make the mascot "pop more."

She picked up her phone and typed: Help. I think I\'m married to a robot.

She hit send, then immediately picked it up again and typed a second message: Don\'t tell anyone. Actually, do tell everyone. I want to see who cares.

Siobhan replied three seconds later: MARIED??? Since when??? When did this happen??? What is his name??? IS HE HOT???

Maeve typed: His name is Declan. He\'s thirty-one. And hot in the way that a Swiss bank vault is hot.

Siobhan: I AM SCREAMING. When do I meet him??? Can I meet him??? Please say yes please say yes please—

Maeve put the phone down and looked around her loft one more time. The Brooklyn skyline stretched beyond her windows, gray and relentless and beautiful in its indifference. Somewhere across the river, in a glass tower in the Financial District, Declan Walsh was probably going home to an apartment that looked like a showroom and a life that looked like a spreadsheet.

Maeve O\'Connor had spent twenty-seven years being exactly what other people expected: a good daughter who didn\'t cause trouble, an independent woman who didn\'t need anyone, a Brooklynite who could handle herself. None of those identities had prepared her for a man in a tailored suit who showed up at her door with a marriage license and a proposal that made no sense.

She picked up her stylus and added a tiny speech bubble to the cat\'s crown. Inside it, she wrote the one word that described her entire current situation.

"Help."

The cat looked profoundly pleased with itself. Maeve had to agree.

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