The Black Thing

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Mike Kowalski was twenty-nine, lived in a apartment in Cleveland West that smelled of mildew and old cigarettes, and worked at a used car dealership that sold more lemon cars than decent ones. He had dropped out of community college after two semesters of an archaeology program he had never really cared about, and his father had died of alcoholism five years ago, leaving him nothing but a debt and a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniel's that Mike kept on the shelf next to the instant noodles.

His mother worked nights at Walmart. His sister lived in Chicago and didn't call much. He had one friend, Ray, who owed him forty dollars and never paid him back. That was basically it.

The eBay listings were how he made extra money. Small stuff—coins, buttons, broken pieces of pottery that he cleaned up and sold to people who didn't know better. He wasn't good at it. He made maybe two hundred dollars a month, which was not enough to pay rent, not enough to fix the radiator, not enough to buy a new pair of shoes that didn't have holes in the soles.

But it was something. And in Cleveland, something was better than nothing, which was what most people had.

The call came on a Thursday. It was Sweets, his ex-girlfriend, the one who had left him six months ago for a drug dealer named Marcus who drove a BMW and had a face like a bulldog and a heart like a black hole.

"There's a deal," she said. "Five thousand dollars."

Mike laughed. "I don't do deals."

"This is different. Big Ray's organizing it. Derek's there. You should come."

"Who's Derek?"

"Some guy. Ex-professor or something. He's got a piece. Says it's worth fifty thousand."

"Fifty thousand for what?"

"You'll see."

He should not have gone. He knew that. But five thousand dollars was five thousand dollars, and forty dollars from Ray was forty dollars he would never see, and the radiator in his apartment was broken and his mother was working nights and his sister didn't call, and five thousand dollars would fix the radiator and buy new shoes and maybe pay the rent for two months.

So he went.

The warehouse was in East Cleveland, past the abandoned factories, past the vacant lots where weeds grew three feet tall, past the part of the city that the city had stopped maintaining years ago. Ray met him at the door. Ray was fifty, former steelworker, lost his job when the plant closed in 2008, tried a dozen things after that, most of them illegal, all of them unsuccessful. He was fat now, but he used to be muscular, and you could still see the shape of him under the layers of grease and bad decisions.

Derek Walsh was inside. Derek was thirty-eight, thin, neurotic, a former archaeology PhD who had been expelled for fabricating data in a paper about pre-Columbian trade routes. He made fake antiques now, and he was good at it. Better than good. He could make a twenty-year-old vase look two thousand years old, and the only thing that separated him from the real thing was the truth, which was a fragile thing in a room full of people who lived lies.

There were five other people in the room. A retired cop who looked like he hadn't slept in a week. A guy who looked like a drug dealer. A woman who looked like she didn't want to be there. A guy who looked like he had never been anywhere he wanted to be. And Mike, who looked like all of them.

Derek opened a wooden crate.

Inside was a black metal object. Roughly thirty centimeters tall. Square. Four legs. Snake carvings on the body. Red stone eyes on the handles.

"What is it?" Mike asked.

"Bronze," Derek said. "Maybe three thousand years old. Maybe more. Mesopotamian, probably. Or something older."

Mike looked at it. It looked like a paperweight. A weird paperweight, but a paperweight nonetheless.

"Fifty thousand?" he said.

"For the whole lot," Ray said. "There's more in the crate."

Mike shook his head. "I don't have fifty thousand."

"Nobody here does," Ray said. "But some of us know people who do."

The guy who looked like a drug dealer raised his hand. "I got cash. Twenty grand. Maybe thirty if you lower the price."

Derek started negotiating. Ray joined in. The retired cop sat in the corner, smoking, not participating. The woman who didn't want to be there leaned against the wall, arms crossed, looking at the floor. Mike stood in the back, watching, thinking about his rent, thinking about the radiator, thinking about the fact that he had not made five thousand dollars in one piece in his entire life.

Then the guy who looked like a drug dealer reached for the vessel. His finger slipped on the snake carving. A tiny cut. A drop of blood fell into the vessel.

The blood vanished. The interior glowed—faintly, briefly—and the guy went pale, staring at the vessel with an expression Mike couldn't read.

Mike didn't see any glow. He just thought the metal looked shiny. The guy's face did the talking for him.

The sirens wailed at 8:42 p.m.

Ray's face went tight. He pulled a shotgun from behind the crate. The room went quiet in the way rooms go quiet when men with guns enter them.

"Who called the cops?" Ray snarled.

Nobody spoke. Nobody moved.

We were herded into a van. Two crates of detonators were thrown in the back. Mike sat in the corner, thinking about his credit card debt, thinking about the fact that he had not made five thousand dollars in one piece in his entire life, thinking about the radiator in his apartment and the mold on his ceiling and the way his mother came home from Walmart at 6 a.m. with dark circles under her eyes and never talked about why.

The van hit a curve on the interstate. The driver braked too hard. We went sideways. Mike hit the door. The vessel rolled across the floor and stopped at his feet.

He opened it. Inside, carved into the metal, were words. Not Sumerian. German.

"Wissen ist Fluch," Derek said. "Means 'knowledge is a curse.'"

Mike laughed. He didn't know German. He didn't even know Sumerian. He barely knew English, if he was being honest. He had not graduated high school. What did he know about knowledge?

The van was stopped by police. Everyone was taken out. The vessel was confiscated as evidence. Mike was not charged. He cooperated. He gave his name, his address, the fact that he had only been there for an hour, that he had not bought anything, that he had not sold anything, that he had just watched.

The cop who had been sitting in the corner smoking nodded at him. "You're lucky, kid. Could have been worse."

"Yeah," Mike said. "Could have been."

He walked back to the dealership the next morning. The sky was gray. Cleveland's sky is always gray. He picked up a sponge and started washing a 1998 Ford F-150. The truck had scratches all over it, dents in the door, a crack in the windshield. It needed sanding, painting, polishing. It needed a new engine. It needed a new transmission. It needed a lot of things.

Mike didn't have any of those things. He had a sponge, a bucket, and five cars to sell before the end of the week.

He thought about the black metal thing. It was in some police evidence room now, probably, sitting next to drugs and guns and counterfeit money, labeled and tagged and forgotten. Maybe it would be auctioned. Maybe it would be destroyed. Maybe it would be locked in a warehouse corner forever, no one knowing what it was, no one caring.

Mike didn't care. He had five cars to sell.

He washed the truck. He polished the hood. He wiped the windshield. He got into his truck, a 2003 Chevy Silverado with a dent in the passenger door and a radio that only picked up one station, and he drove to the lot.

The sky was gray. The radiator in his apartment was still broken. His credit card debt was still forty thousand dollars. His mother was still working nights. His sister still didn't call.

But he had five cars to sell. And that was something.

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